Shameless Hacks: Groceries

I got caught last night having my groceries delivered to my apartment, despite literally living across the street from a Ralphs.


My mom raised me better than this.

Despite the mountain of shame I felt, I’m not going to stop. I could try to justify my Prime Now addiction with a bullshit excuse, like it’s good for the economy for me to be lazy as fuck, but I’m not going to insult your intelligence.

Here’s the real reason: it saves me money, and lets me eat better.

Before my last relationship ended, my ex and I had a system for splitting the bill. I was paying for the food I wanted, more or less, but physically going to the grocery store was always a danger to my bank account. I’ve learned that I have three weaknesses in life: orchids, cheap wine, and dark chocolate. Add to that a habit of buying a ton of fresh produce with the best intentions, and letting life get in the way of actually cooking with any of it. Every month, I’d spend $200, and still stick to ramen while throwing away things that could have been so much better for me.

Now that I’m living alone, my newly inflated grocery bill needed some adjustments.


Sure, my grocery spend increased, but now I get to do this.

Also, now that I truly have my own kitchen, I want to make the commitment to actually learn to cook — or at least consistently eat better.

Here’s my system to get the best bang for my buck:

Meal Planning

I’m terrible at actually thinking about what food I want to eat in advance, but I’m great at ogling food porn. I’ll casually browse r/gifrecipes and Pinterest for inspiration on a lazy morning. Even better, a wonderful Redditor made an app that lets you search and tag your favorite gif recipes called yummyGIF (iOS, Android). Any time I find something I like, I add it to my Pinterest board, and when it’s time to stock up on groceries, I’ll pick 1-2 recipes I want to try. Then I’ll survive on leftovers through the rest of the week.


Grocery Lists

Something my mom taught me that actually stuck was keeping things where I needed them. I have a magnetic grocery list on my fridge, along with a pen, so I never forget to add things as they run out. What I do forget is taking the list with me to the damn grocery store.

Instead, I add items to the cart on my Prime Now app as soon as I run out of them at home. This way, it’s impossible to forget once I’m ready to make my order. Plus, if I’m going out to an actual real life grocery store, I not only have my list right there on my phone, but I can price compare as I shop.

Which Stores for What

Ok, here’s where frugal me probably goes too far, and why I need Prime Now in my life. I think about my grocery needs in terms of which store offers better quality and lower pricing. For my staples outside of my local farmer’s market (and its aptly named Crack Butter), this usually means:

– Orange juice
– Ramen (you know… just in case)

Prime Now (from Sprouts):
– Meat
– Fresh produce* (if I can’t make it to the Farmer’s Market that week)

– Kirkland Signature booze (because I’m worth it)
– Rice

– Eggs
– Milk
– Bread
– Frozen edamame

* I’d be remiss if I didn’t at least mention the awesomeness that is Imperfect Produce. While, as a single eater, I can’t say I’d consistently get the most out of this, it’s a great solution for those with a partner, roommate, or family. This is a subscription service for produce that, while tasting exactly right, just doesn’t look like what we’re accustomed to seeing at the grocery store. This food usually goes to waste, but instead, we can buy it for a fraction of the price of cosmetically perfect produce. Besides, this is LA, where everyone drinks their produce anyway.

Sure, I could drive the 20 minutes to and from my closest Sprouts, but why bother when Amazon matches their pricing? By purchasing produce and meat from Sprouts, I save an average of $10/trip. That’s nothing to scoff at. Plus, it’s delivered straight to my apartment!

Whenever I have to go out to an actual store to get that one thing for whichever recipe(s) I’m trying, I’ll double check the pricing on the rest of my list. If they’re cheaper at the store, I’ll pick them up as well. And I won’t deviate from my list.


Thanks, Electrolux, but I think I got this.

Don’t Let Everything Expire

Here’s the biggest change: I refuse to let my food go bad anymore. I’ve made it a habit to use Fridgely (iOS) religiously to track expiration dates on every single perishable item I bring home. I scan or manually enter my groceries and their expiration dates as I put things away, and the app alerts me a few days before anything goes bad.

While the scanner isn’t perfect, I have yet to let my food expire! All of the delicious, healthy, unprocessed food I buy actually fuels my body now, and I don’t have to rely on my ramen crutch anymore simply because whatever I thought I’d make was, um, no longer edible.


So sure, I occasionally have groceries delivered, instead of walking across the street like any able-bodied adult should. BUT I’m eating healthier now than I ever have, and saw my grocery bill drop. Now I just need to learn how to really cook, and I’ll be that much closer to actual adulthood.


3 thoughts on “Shameless Hacks: Groceries

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  3. I can relate to this so much! It amazed me on how much I was spending on food and it was just me. Then I would wonder why I was broke and kept buying fast food instead of using the good food at home. Great read. Also, loved the gif of IU.


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